Students Torn Apart by Basij Bullets at Latest Iranian Rallies
You, too, can learn to make an on-the-spot tourniquet for your bleeding-to-death classmates!
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 9,933
Rating: 5.17
Iranian Sniper Puts a Bullet Right Through Protestor's Heart
It makes sense. No heart equals no emotions, no emotions equals no protests!
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 9,057
Rating: 5.74
Little Kid Survives Nearly Being Smashed Into Jelly
The driver must be thanking every god in the pantheon that he didn't hit that kid. Lifetime in jail = dodged!
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 6,914
Rating: 5.74
Train Mows Down Pathetic Little Bus in Magbazar
Special recognition goes to the pedestrians who stood RIGHT NEXT to the stranded bus.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 8,712
Rating: 5.58
Armless Nicaraguan Plays 'Let it Be' on Guitar With His Toes
The Pope calls this guy's music a 'gift of hope,' but the video is titled 'Toe Jam.' Classy.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 5,101
Rating: 5.6
Riot Police Take a Whack at Iranian Pedestrians
When all else fails, swing at the nearest civvie.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 8,152
Rating: 5.5
Manifested Glory Ministries Exorcises the Gay Away
Pride Week must really take a toll on Manifested Glory's stock of holy water.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 5,508
Rating: 5.9
Rock Throwing Protestor Shredded by Police Bullets
Yet another young and bloody casualty in the Iranian protests.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 9,509
Rating: 5.97
Croatian TV Show Breaks Down into Water Fight
Once again proving that if you can't make your point with words, you can make your point with punching.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 8,621
Rating: 5.59
Lobster Tank Meets Claw Machine
Brilliant, cruel, and delicious entertainment.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 9,803
Rating: 5.74
Kung Fu Master Uses Chi (and One Finger) to Bust Open a Coconut
That is a finger that is NEVER going near a lady.
Posted: Jul 01, 2009
Views: 9,617
Rating: 5.57
Pack of Heavily Armed Robbers Take Casino by Force
Fifty bucks says half those people get right back up afterward and find another casino.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,664
Rating: 5.57
Senator Remembers His Time in the Army as Full of Intercourse
They were the best of his life. Especially all the ones who said 'no.'
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,641
Rating: 5.35
Black Man Can Jump Amazingly High
This dude is the next link in the evolutionary chain.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 10,633
Rating: 5.69
Moscow Subway is Packed Tighter Than a Teenage Girl
Videos like these make me grateful that no one has invented smell-o-vision.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,992
Rating: 5.16
Famous People Get Baked, Stoned, Smashed, and Belligerent
It's too bad they don't include Crispin Glover's interview on Letterman.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 8,870
Rating: 5.35
Store Owner Follows Head Shot on Robber with Five Bullets to the Belly
Can you taste the JUSTICE? It's got a little of that 'excessive' flavor.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,921
Rating: 6.45
Black Belt Lies on Bed of Nails Under 700 lbs of Weight
Better to lie on nails than let sensei swing a sword at your head. Yikes.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 10,220
Rating: 4.83
Worthless Scum Cracks Some 85 Year-Old Lady Skull
He can finally mark off 'Social Security Check' on his scavenger hunt checklist.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 11,060
Rating: 5.93
Woman Gets a Surprise Faceful of Soccer Hooligan Fist
It doesn't matter if you've got tits -- you do NOT talk smack about a man's team.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 7,922
Rating: 5.72
Drunk Kid Wolfs Down a Live Mouse
Finally! A food that pairs perfectly with the taste of Bud Light.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 7,416
Rating: 5.68
Idiot Cracks His Nuts Open Falling From a Tall Tree
And the There's-No-Way-We-Descended-From-Monkeys camp earns a rousing 10 points.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,625
Rating: 5.95
