Poor bastard tries to end it all by putting a power tool through his head and mouth

Maybe if he drills his tongue out, he'll stop talking and go away!

Posted: May 19, 2008

Views: 19,736

Rating: 5.55

Biker fails on an attempted house jump

What a tool, I bet those cops waiting outside arrested him after

Posted: May 05, 2008

Views: 13,643

Rating: 5.53

Crazy Chinese child math geniuses can calculate with abacuses faster than calculators

It's an outdated tool, but these kids can use it with ease

Posted: Mar 17, 2008

Views: 17,682

Rating: 5.53

Spiny Anteaters have an amazing tool - the four headed penis

After he has sex, he can hold his beer with that thing

Posted: Mar 04, 2008

Views: 20,492

Rating: 5.48

UK Police pull over a really angry kid and want to take his multi-tool

Watch out for those Leathermans, they are some dangerous weapons

Posted: Feb 10, 2008

Views: 20,455

Rating: 5.54

Dedicated fan gets the Pats logo tattooed onto his head

They better win the Superbowl or this guy will look like an even bigger tool

Posted: Jan 25, 2008

Views: 18,473

Rating: 5.67

Home made-bazooka launches soda cans into the air at amazing speeds

A great tool to dish out some fizzy pain

Posted: Nov 05, 2007

Views: 19,840

Rating: 5.53

God told this psycho to create paddles for spanking kids

So nice of the lord to tell this tool to create tools to beat kids with

Posted: Jul 08, 2007

Views: 21,557

Rating: 5.47

Tool fan climbs up on stage only to get the life choked out of him

Maynard does share the stage with anyone

Posted: Apr 19, 2007

Views: 88,382

Rating: 5.66