In Soviet Russia, crab eats you.
Posted: Nov 21, 2011
What? So no tips then?
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
This guy's shits must be terrifying.
All that just so I can do a little bit of blow on the weekends. Totally worth it.
First they play some chess, then they play some fist chess.
Don't worry Deepak, no one gives a shit about your music. Especially not enough to assassinate you.
Posted: Nov 17, 2011
Wars seem so much more fun when seen through the eyes of Steven Spielberg, not InfidelKill McGill
And that point is pissing sculptures.
I miss the days when people appreciated the Don't Ask, Don't Tell rule.
Well he could just be propositioning him for a good time after the game.
Posted: Nov 16, 2011
Now if we could just get him to be that passionate about not eating McDonald's or constantly masturbating to Japanese cartoons.
It won't be nearly as cute when granny breaks a hip and gramps has a fatal heart attack. But cool.
Hey I'll attack the one without a baton...oh shit it's Master Chief!
Posted: Nov 15, 2011
Just catching a ride.
She's 7 and she can do a guitar solo. I'm 26 and I can barely wipe my own ass.
The problem is that the subway doesn't take food stamps.
Deh bwah ett, bah ehhh dett deh odda deh.
About 4 feet from a Darwin Award.
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Took him a good 2 seconds to start crying when he's on the other end a gun.
This will make you grown an extra two pairs of testicles.
You should see his 'vampire with a crappy beard'.
Must be on his way to sell it at CarMax.
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