Crab Grabs a Hold of a Russian Man's Nose
In Soviet Russia, crab eats you.
Posted: Nov 21, 2011
Views: 8,683
Rating: 5.5
Car Drives Off While Gas Station Attendant is Filling Up the Car
What? So no tips then?
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
Views: 9,839
Rating: 5.5
Guy Eats a Live Giant Scorpion
This guy's shits must be terrifying.
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
Views: 12,304
Rating: 5.5
Mexican Reporter Gets Stuck in the Middle of a Drug War Between Cartel and Police
All that just so I can do a little bit of blow on the weekends. Totally worth it.
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
Views: 11,647
Rating: 5.49
Crazy Fight Breaks Out in the Ukrainian Parliament
First they play some chess, then they play some fist chess.
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
Views: 13,369
Rating: 5.5
Indian Performer Thinks He's Being Shot At
Don't worry Deepak, no one gives a shit about your music. Especially not enough to assassinate you.
Posted: Nov 17, 2011
Views: 10,616
Rating: 5.5
Wars Are Nothing but a Dead Body Fest
Wars seem so much more fun when seen through the eyes of Steven Spielberg, not InfidelKill McGill
Posted: Nov 17, 2011
Views: 12,691
Rating: 5.5
At Some Point Nudity Stops Being Art
And that point is pissing sculptures.
Posted: Nov 17, 2011
Views: 11,047
Rating: 5.5
Lady Gaga Will Not Stop Making the World Worse
I miss the days when people appreciated the Don't Ask, Don't Tell rule.
Posted: Nov 17, 2011
Views: 9,526
Rating: 5.49
Hockey Player Makes an Obscene Gesture Towards an Opponent
Well he could just be propositioning him for a good time after the game.
Posted: Nov 16, 2011
Views: 12,537
Rating: 5.5
The Typical Slayer Fan
Now if we could just get him to be that passionate about not eating McDonald's or constantly masturbating to Japanese cartoons.
Posted: Nov 16, 2011
Views: 12,252
Rating: 5.5
Proof You're Never Too Old For Metal
It won't be nearly as cute when granny breaks a hip and gramps has a fatal heart attack. But cool.
Posted: Nov 16, 2011
Views: 11,609
Rating: 5.5
Don't Mess With Robocop
Hey I'll attack the one without a baton...oh shit it's Master Chief!
Posted: Nov 15, 2011
Views: 13,120
Rating: 5.5
Female Pedestrian Gets Dragged Under a Car
Just catching a ride.
Posted: Nov 15, 2011
Views: 13,981
Rating: 5.5
7 Year Old Girl Plays Sweet Child o Mine
She's 7 and she can do a guitar solo. I'm 26 and I can barely wipe my own ass.
Posted: Nov 15, 2011
Views: 10,858
Rating: 5.5
Cops Fight and Arrest Girls That Jumped NYC Subway Gate
The problem is that the subway doesn't take food stamps.
Posted: Nov 15, 2011
Views: 12,482
Rating: 5.5
When Deaf Old Guys Try to Fight
Deh bwah ett, bah ehhh dett deh odda deh.
Posted: Nov 15, 2011
Views: 10,006
Rating: 5.5
Insane Balcony Pool Jump
About 4 feet from a Darwin Award.
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Views: 10,678
Rating: 5.5
Drug Dealer Pulls a Gun on an Undercover Cop During a Sting Operation
Took him a good 2 seconds to start crying when he's on the other end a gun.
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Views: 12,548
Rating: 5.5
The Greatest Motivational Speech of All Times
This will make you grown an extra two pairs of testicles.
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Views: 10,448
Rating: 5.49
Guy Does a Great Gollum Impression
You should see his 'vampire with a crappy beard'.
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Views: 12,240
Rating: 5.5
Guy Driving a Wrecked Car On a Highway
Must be on his way to sell it at CarMax.
Posted: Nov 08, 2011
Views: 12,900
Rating: 5.49
