Check this out, scientists have created the perfect masturbation tool.

How many of you guys out there are going to get this? I already preordered mine.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.61

Couple of Rednecks try to grind a gas tank off of a truck

I think they forgot to empty out all of the gas and run water through it, morons.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.3

A great episode of cheaters, woman catches her man having sex with another woman, and all hell breaks loose.

They won't leave his house, so he goes and gets his high powered paintball gun, hahahaa.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.34

A couple is wedding, the best man reaches into his pocket for the ring and his pants fall to the floor.

The couple cannot stop laughing through the entire ceramony.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.56

A bully picking on kids way younger than him gets his @ss whooped!

I think he even had brass knuckles too, and the youngster rocks his world.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.73

An Italian chick has a little trouble eating this hot sausage

Gee, I wonder what point they are trying to get across?

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.45

Chris Fitch, a professional pick pocket artist, goes around putting money back into peoples pockets

He can come put anything into my pocket any day! haha

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.52

A Mexican reporter is doing a live coverage of a flood when he falls face firts into a deep water hole.

Bahaha this is hilarious. I bet you can't watch this without laughing

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.67

A soccer player gets his entire shin bone broken by a horrible kick

Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Damn.

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.54

Woman gets herself stuck on a draw bridge while it's up in the air

Someone needs to take away her license..and give those brake makers a medal!

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.48

Kid convulses on the floor after getting choked out

Some kids play video games, some play legos, and apparently some choke each other nearly to death

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.38

Chick tumbles down an open sewer hole because she was texting while walking

The employees who left this open were dumbasses, but so was this girl who is completely unaware of her surroundings

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.59

Give a Kid a Fart Machine and He'll Fart for a Day

Right, those are fake. Right. Gotcha.

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.49

A taxi in downtown Manhatten bursts into flames in the street.

If you hail cabs, this video will scare the sh*t out of you.

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.48

A man that breaks into funeral homes and has sex with corpses is finally caught.

Talk about one sick individual. The term for this guy is necrophiliac

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.48

Guy crosses the finish line in a bicycle race in great falling style.

Haha the first thing he says is, Hey did I win?

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.6

Two moms plot a plan to stop a shoplifter, and it works.

They use the ol' triparoo. Great stuff.

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.45

A Live News Reporter gets stung by a bee as he is delivering the traffic report

Why do all of the news anchors have such potty mouths?

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.55

A great advertising commercial about mosquitos.

A little midget runs around clapping for a blindfolded guy throwing knives, when a mosquito lands on his face...

Posted: Sep 23, 2009

Rating: 5.55

An armed robber is caught by police in a huge wide open field in Alabama

This guy is only 16yrs old, and he looks identicle to actor Will Smith

Posted: Sep 21, 2009

Rating: 5.51

Reports go deep inside the war in Afghanistan by fighting as troops

They almost run out of ammunition at one point. These reporters have huge brass balls.

Posted: Sep 21, 2009

Rating: 5.46

The Mexican Cartel gets into a gun fight with Mexican Police and guns them down.

This is some scary stuff, it goes down right off the highway, and there are a lot of guys with guns.

Posted: Sep 21, 2009

Rating: 5.54