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thats sad!
dangers are lurking everywhere these days....
this is
very very sad
there more where this came from...
there's a playboy with an article written by a man who had a competion with 2 of his buddies, one of their older bro.s was in the military and would write to the younger bro. about the varying types of sex instruments used around the world...one unnamed country's men like to stick small steel rods in their pee hole until the end causes climax...so one kid takes a thin strip of candle wax that ran down the side of the candle and inserts it into his urethra, losing it as it became warm, needless to say the kids parents spent his college money on trying to get it out of his bladder, next idiot country put small round and metal-important for the magnetic part-objects just inside their anus to cause pressure on their anal gland and prolong climax then retrieve it with a mangetized stick...but this 2nd little piggy went to the Dr. with 5 frozen carrots in his brown eye, after waiting a whole week trying to wait them out! The last is far worse as it's alot more common....masterbating underwater gives men an extreme sense of light headedness, this particular guy never came underwater because it was his families pool and he was scared he'd somehow get his virgin sister pregnant...but all alone and curious, he tried it, keeping his shorts around his neck he held his breath as long as he could while sitting over the drain because it helped him hold himself on the bottom but as soon as he came hefelt an odd tug, and couldnt swim to the surface let alone stand up...as he got one foot under him and the other ready to push him up, he noticed what he thought was a white snake in the water with him, he assumed he had been bitten and tried to swim away, then he saw that it was connected to him directly and as he felt it he saw a bright orange shape that made him really scared, it was the vitamin his dad made him eat everyday to help him gain muscle weight...his otions were easy, stay put and let his family find him drown and with his guts pulled out his ass or swim to the top and hope he could get help...he actually had to bite thru his intestine to get free, and today he weighs exactly the same as he did at age 15, he cant eat meat because he doesnt have enuf intetine to process it, and exactle 30 minutes after he's done eating he has to crap it out...so fellas, here's my question, would you risk this just to get off? even if it's permanetly?
Yeah...
I read that book you got that from too. Chuck Palahniuks 'Haunted', I believe...