Guy breaks into a Five Guys restaurant in DC and cooks himself a few burgers

Posted by moku 2019 years ago in CCTV
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If the cops ever do catch up with the outlaw Burgermeister, that could end up being a very expensive, very un-Happy Meal: D.C. police have asked for the public’s help finding a man who slipped into the Five Guys in Columbia Heights and helped himself to an after-hours meal. An award of up to $1,000 is being offered for information leading to man’s arrest and indictment. He faces a charge of burglary for the surreptitious repast. Police said the incident happened between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. March 18. The fast-casual restaurant is located in the 1400 block of Irving Street in Northwest.

If you see this man, approach with extreme caution, and let him know there’s no way that grill was hot enough to get a proper sear on those burgers.

The chain does come highly recommended. Early in his presidency, Barack Obama caused a media sensation with a stop at a DC Five Guys, and has since become well-known for the guilty pleasure he takes in such junk-food junkets.

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