Liberal, Daily News Writer Wants Baseball Games to STOP Playing That ‘Fascist’ Star Spangled Banner

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If you haven’t heard of Gersh Kuntzman, a writer for the New York Daily News, you are pretty lucky, and your chances of dying from an aneurism are greatly decreased.

Kunt-z-man, is the same pussy who wrote an article after the Orlando massacre crying about how frightening an AR-15 assault riffle was, how it bruised his little baby shoulders and how he got PSD and PMS after firing one.

Well he’s back again, this time denouncing the fascism in having baseball fans stand during the 7th inning stretch and sing the National Anthem.

The Kuntman starts out by saying:

“Part of my outrage stems from ponderous Mussolini-esque introduction of the song, when fans are asked to rise, remove their caps and place them over their hearts.”


Then he goes on to vomit:

“God Bless America” is as divisive as American politics: Kaskowitz’s research found that 83.8% of people who described themselves as “very liberal” dislike the song, while only 20.5% of people who called themselves “very conservative” have a problem with it.”

So flag burning, Trump supporter punching, blame your white privilege liberals don’t like the Anthem. OH STOP THE PRESS!

Oh and don’t forget:

“And more than 88% of atheists dislike the song, Kaskowitz found. (Quick aside: We atheists also hate having “In God we Trust” on the currency and in the courtrooms of a country whose Constitution bars the “establishment of religion” — but that’s a fight for another day.)”

I wonder if Gersh gets GURD whenever he hears the word God. Pretty sure he is ok with Allah Akbar though.

And the get ready for the grand finale:

“So this July 4, join me at the Church of Baseball by not rising and not doffing your cap for a song that is not the national anthem of a nation that is not uniquely blessed by some deity that doesn’t exist anyway.”

And there you have it. Join Gersh in giving an enthusiastic F#CK YOU to all those who died in the Revolutionary war, Civil war, WW1, WW2 and so on. Because nothing says fun at the ball game like dishonoring heroes so you can make an anti-American point with your fat ass.

Now let’s watch this hippie make a fool of Kuntzman’s horseshit on an AR-15.

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